OPERATE YOUR ANDROID WIRELESSLY

AIRDROID APP.

AirDroid is an app that lets you control your device remotely from your computer.

If your smartphone is charging in another room or otherwise out of reach,or inoperable, or you're really busy and can't be bothered to constantly pick up your device to respond to alerts, this is a great way to stay in touch while not hurting your productivity .
Follow the steps

Step 1:

Open AirDroid and hit the Start button to launch the server.

Step 2:

Open a browser and enter the URL listed in the top field. In the log-in field on the page that
loads, enter the password as it appears on your Android device.

Step 3:

Hit enter to log in and control your Android device remotely.

From here, you can control almost anything you will be able to control while holding your phone.

You can adjust/delete your notifications and ringtones,
read and send SMS messages, backup and uninstall apps, and monitor your system's storage information.

NB.
If your phone has a broken screen, you will need to use a usb cable with the help of  Android ultimate tool box. Install it in your pc.Then finally run it while your usb is plugged in and rght drivers are used.
This application allows you to install apk to your android phone.

WOMEN IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS of
governments, education bodies and industry
players, the number of females working in
the IT sector is failing to increase, with men
seemingly not so keen on letting more women
enter their domain.
At present, women account for somewhere
between 15 and 18 percent of IT
professionals, a figure that the British
Computer Society (BCS), The Chartered
Institute for IT, said has fallen significantly in
recent years.
The latest findings from BCS have revealed
an appetite for more women to enter the IT
workplace, with 79 percent of the 771 BCS
members who responded saying the industry
would benefit from having more female
workers.
However, this total is skewed by a high
number of female votes. Only 67 percent of
males answered yes to this question,
compared to 89 percent of women.
This reluctance among male IT professionals
could no doubt be a sticking point in evening
out the IT gender balance, as women would
be more likely to go for IT roles if they felt
they were likely to get the job from male
recruiters, and be valued.
The gender gap was also highlighted over the
question of how easy it is for women to
return to IT careers after a break for
childcare. Only two percent of males rated
this as very difficult, compared to 17 percent
of women; while 22 percent of men saw this
as very or quite easy, compared to only 11
percent of the female respondents.
Men were also much more likely to see the
industry as offering equal opportunities for
both sexes, with 56 percent agreeing with
this statement, compared to only 22 percent
of females. Sixty percent of women felt men
get better opportunities than women, a
statement only a fifth of men agreed with.
Tellingly, none of the female respondents
cited better career advancements options
available for women, while only four percent
of men felt that women get a better deal.
When it comes to pay, 58 percent of female
IT workers think their male counterparts get
paid more than them; only one percent of
men answering the survey felt women get a
better deal.
The study also revealed that more than a
third of firms employ five or fewer female IT
staff, despite the participating organisations
employing 66 IT staff each on average.
The study has been released by the BCS to
launch its month of campaigning around
women in IT. However, here at The
INQUIRER, we think it'll take years rather
than a month to change the deep-seated
attitudes highlighted above.

WOMEN

Women

Men have been hearing for decades that they are lousy lovers.  It's a
giventhing in this culture.  If we believe what women have been telling us, it
seems that today's males are hasty, inconsiderate, ignorant, confused, and uncaring.

Men are supposedly limp-dicked premature ejaculators with no sense of
timing or communication.  But the truth of  the matter is that women
contribute as much to our culture's sexual malaise as men do.  Let's
consider the classes of  lousy lovers among women:


The Otherwise Engaged: If she were on a frequent flier plan, it would take
her ten  years to earn a trip from Heathrow to Aberdeen.  To live with
her is to not know her.  "Not tonight, I have a  headache" has become
"Not this year,I have a career."  In this relationship, the hand you hold
will probably be your own, but don't be embarrassed by that.  Rejection
and lack of interest are general all over this workaholic  culture.  You
think you're the Lone Ranger because you're living with an Infrequent

Flier?  Then who are all those  other masked men out there?

The Cliff Dweller: She lives on the edge of everything, especially the
extended  orgasm.  It is always just around the corner, but the corner is
forever disappearing into the distance.  Superman might be able to
satisfy her, but it's 60/40 he'll finally give up and take a nap.  Be
assured that when he awakes,he'll hear about how inconsiderate he was.

The Sperm Hater: This woman has a basic fear of our precious bodily

fluids.She treats the male orgasm as if it were an explosion at a nuclear
powerstation.  She scrambles away, a  distasteful expression on her face,
as you lie there like a beached whale.  By her standards, sperm is
radioactive poison and should never be deposited on skin, sheets, or
clothing.  She is also the Fastest Douche in the West.

The  Statistician: You can spot her by the tape measure she keeps under
thepillow and the pencil marks on her wall.  She's a combination C.P.A.,

historian,and Official Scorer.  Her brain is one big computer printout,
andif you  ask her, she'll reel off numbers and measurements that boggle
yourmind: how your rate compared with other lovers in terms of genital
heft,number of orgasms(hers, then yours), errors committed, times you
were too base and runs batted in.  Her accounting will be accurate, impersonal,
and cold.  Only her eyes will glow as she quantifies love.

The Electrician: Yes, you guessed it; the Electrician is sister to

the Statistician.  Indeed, they may be one and the same person.  The
Electrician punches data into here computer keyboard while your lovemaking
progresses, but it  will be difficult for you to see that as you struggle
to keep your headphones from  becoming entangled with hers and as you
sort out the vibrators that she keeps in a batrack by her bed.  On
average, she will have two videotape machines running, one to record your
activities, the other to play back an X-rated movie for the television

monitor on her ceiling.  Don't feel dehumanized by the stockmarket ticker she
has on her wall.  And, yes, it can be disconcerting when the Electrician carries on
telephone conversations from one of six phones she has on her  headboard
while you are huffing and puffing away.

The Aerobic Lover: Isn't she something?  Will her activity ever cease?
Whydoes your back hurt?  Why are you dehydrated?  Why are you wondering if
you'll have a coronary and she'll never even notice?  Is it fair that she

can go for four hours straight and never even stop for breath?  Why  does
she wear her aerobic dance shoes to bed? Lucozade instead of champagne.
Only one change of sweatbands allowed.  Mirrors all over, even the
floor.  "Bolero" is too slow for her.  What are those yelping sounds she
makes at odd moments?  Why does she confuse you with her aerobics
instructor?  Why does she have a hotline to her own team of paramedics?
Why are they leaning over you and giving you oxygen? Why is she still

bouncing on the bed?

The Screecher: This one is sneaky and mean.  There is no known way to spot
her beforehand, either.  You just have to place you bets and then go for
broke.It's a sweet moment.  You're making love with a warm and wonderful
woman, and if the truth were known, this is how you'd like to make your
living.  You wait for her; you hold yourself in; you administer and
placateand excite.  Then, as you feel her rhythms rise, your own pleasure
approaches; and as she rides into her sunset, you take a deep breath

and...your ears; what is happening to your ears?You have never heard a
sound like that before.  Is it nuclear war?  Is there a jet engine in the
room? There is this unearthly screeching going on, and there is no
distancebetween you and the screeching.  She has your head in a vise, and
her mouth has just swallowed your eardrums.  They are somewhere slightly
above her voice box, and they are now hers forever, because you will never hear
again,not a sound, not even the whimper of a child.  The Screecher has

claimed another victim.......

BABY SIZE

Baby Size

Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man proposed
and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know
that her chest was just like a babys. He said that he loved her and
that her measurements didn't matter to him. He also told her that his
penis was also like a baby. She said that she loved him and size
didn't matter. Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That
night the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort

hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy
nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting. As she entered the
bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being like
a baby. "Don't worry honey" he said. She took her night gown off and
her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was
going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his
penis being like a baby. As he took his pants off the new bride said

"Good God All Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby"
"It is" he said "9 pounds and 21 inches long"

A HUGE JUMBO JET

A

The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport
(Toronto)
on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.

"This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to
thank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in Toronto."

Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now
hear the conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, wotcha gonna do in
Toronto?"


Now all ears in the plan are listening in to this conversation.

"Well", says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and go for
a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper,
you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to my room and slip the old salami to her all night."

Well, everyone in the planes trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
She's so embarassed she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to

the cockpit to get the intercom off. Half way down, she trips over an old
ladies bag - ***splat *** and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie, he's got to go
for a shit first."

9 TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS

9 Types of Girlfriends

1) Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you
shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main
squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

2) Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent
son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me
miserable??"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog
from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you

Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

3) Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet.  My cramps.  My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious

4) The Bosser - "Stand up straight.  Put on a different tie.  Get a
haircut.  Change your job.  Make some money. Don't
give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and
Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right

Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

5) Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide.  Should I switch
my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

6) Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an'
make love onna front lawn. I done it
before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out

Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

7) Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep
snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition,
iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

8) Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain
how I feel about our relationship"

Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad
News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

9) Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you
are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think
we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you

THE MUST KNOW AT YOUR 20's

1. The world is trying to keep you stupid.
From bank fees to interest rates to miracle
diets, people who are not educated are easier
to get money from and easier to lead. Educate
yourself as much as possible for wealth,
independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in institutions to
educate you. By the time they build the
curriculum, it’s likely that the system is
outdated– sometimes utterly broken. You both
learn and get respect from people worth
getting it from by leading and doing, not by
following.
3. Read as much as you can. Learn to speed
read with high retention. Emerson Spartz
taught me this while I was at a Summit Series
event. If he reads 2-3 books a week, you can
read one.
4. Connect with everyone, all the time. Be
genuine about it. Learn to find something you
like in each person, and then speak to that
thing.
5. Don’t waste time being shy. Shyness is
the belief that your emotions should be the
arbitrators of your decision making process
when the opposite is actually true .
6. If you feel weird about something during
a relationship, that’s usually what you end
up breaking up over.
7. Have as much contact as possible with
older people. Personally, I met people at
Podcamps. My friend Greg, at the age of 13,
met his first future employer sitting next to
him on a plane. The reason this is so valuable
is because people your age don’t usually have
the decision-making ability to help you very
much. Also they know almost everything you
will learn later, so ask them.
8. Find people that are cooler than you and
hang out with them too. This and the corollary
are both important: “don’t attempt to be
average inside your group. Continuously
attempt to be cooler than them (by doing
cooler things, being more laid back, accepting,
ambitious, etc.).”
9. You will become more conservative over
time. This is just a fact. Those you surround
yourself with create a kind of “bubble” that
pushes you to support the status quo. For this
reason, you need to do your craziest stuff
NOW. Later on, you’ll become too afraid. Trust
me.
10. Reduce all expenses as much as
possible. I mean it. This creates a safety net
that will allow you to do the crazier shit I
mentioned above.
11. Instead of getting status through
objects (which provide only temporary boosts)
, do it through experiences . In other words,
a trip to Paris is a better choice than a new
wardrobe. Studies show this also boosts
happiness.
12. While you are living on the cheap, solve
the money problem. Use the internet,
because it’s like a cool little machine that
helps you do your bidding. If you are currently
living paycheck to paycheck, extend that to
three weeks instead of two. Then, as you get
better, you can think a month ahead, then
three months, then six, and finally a year
ahead. (The goal is to get to a point where you
are thinking 5 years ahead.)
13. Learn to program.
Not only the web,but your time and events.
14. Get a six-pack (or get thin, whatever your
goal is) while you are young . Your hormones
are in a better place to help you do this at a
younger age. Don’t waste this opportunity,
trust me.
15. Learn to cook. This will make everything
much easier and it turns food from a chore +
expensive habit into a pleasant + frugal one.
I’m a big Jamie Oliver fan, but whatever you
like is fine.
16. Sleep well. This and cooking will help with
the six pack. If you think “I can sleep when I’m
dead” or “I have too much to do to sleep,” I
have news for you: you are INEFFICIENT, and
sleep deprivation isn’t helping.
17. Get a reminder app for everything. Do
not trust your own brain for your memory. Do
not trust it for what you “feel like” you should
be doing. Trust only the reminder app. I use
RE.minder and Action Method.
18. Choose something huge to do , as well as
allowing the waves of opportunity to help you
along. If you don’t set goals , some stuff may
happen, but if you do choose, lots more will.
19. Get known for one thing. Spend like 5
years doing it instead of flopping around all
over the place. If you want to shift afterwards,
go ahead. Like I said, choose something.
20. Don’t try to “fix” anyone. Instead, look
for someone who isn’t broken.
Those are just but a few ,
By- Ken Ronniez